A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.
"What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.
"Perhaps you didn't notice, sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."
"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
"Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live." - Mark Twain
I’m no Tour de France expert… but it seems that the best way to win is to wear a yellow t-shirt.
"If you worried about falling off the bike, you’d never get on." - Lance Armstrong
"Life is like riding a bicycle. In order to keep your balance, you must keep moving."
"I thought of that while riding my bicycle." - Albert Einstein
"The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community." Ann Strong, Minneapolis Tribune, 1895
"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race." H.G. Wells
"Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride." John F. Kennedy